Lol-Cow

Definition:

A lol-cow is a victim of a Flame War who can't help but be milked for lulz time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.

A good Flame Warrior can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanising them every step of the way. For some unknown reason, the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.

The most wonderful examples of lol-cows are when the lol-cow initially tried to set themselves up as a formidable internet entity. A certain dwarf attempted to set themselves up as the King of Trolls, but was soon turned into a lol-cow by nearly everybody on the internets. Despite his moos of protest, and his claims to be the greatest of minds, nearly everybody milks him for what they can get. That is usually quite a bit.