Thursday, October 19, 2006

How does one recycle bears, anyhow?

Uh-oh. Busted.

Bear cubs trapped in bear-proof Dumpster
Cubs were found after agitated mother was seen patrolling Dumpsters

A pair of black bear cubs got more than they bargained for when they went digging for food inside a dumpster at a Nevada campground.

The Dumpster's bear-proof lid, which someone had left open, closed on the cubs after they climbed inside.

The cubs were discovered after their agitated mother and a third cub were seen patrolling various dumpsters on the site and calls were made to scientists at the Wildlife Conservation Society and Nevada Division of Wildlife.

Previous studies by the agencies showed that black bears with access to human leftovers will readily become "couch potatoes" that neglect foraging for their natural foods, which include grasses, berries and pine nuts. To avoid potential conflicts between human and bears, legislation was passed that required human trash be deposited in bear-resistant containers.

"Obviously, when the lids are left open, the dumpsters won't keep the bears out," said Jon Beckmann of WCS. The Zephyr Cove Campground in Lake Tahoe, Nevada, where the cubs were discovered, will be cited for having other dumpsters on site that were not bear-proofed.

The entire bear family was tranquilized and released together in a mountain region near the campsite. Scientists fitted the mother bear with a radio collar so they could track her movements.

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8 Comments:

At 10/19/2006 09:09:00 PM , Blogger Emory Mayne said...

"Previous studies by the agencies showed that black bears with access to human leftovers will readily become "couch potatoes""

Hmmmm ... a trait they ironically share with Homo Sapiens.

Wonder what they meant by "human left-overs" uh-oh!

 
At 10/19/2006 09:12:00 PM , Blogger High Priestess Kang said...

Human left-overs! Yummy!!!

Too bad we couldn't shove some occupants of a particular house (shade white) into the dumpster with the bears.

*looks over shoulder for the man who is going to call me a Freedom hating, enemy combatant*

 
At 10/20/2006 08:21:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's perfectly within your rights as an American to express dissenting opinions. And also to suggest that politicians would serve a nobler purpose as bear food.

Oh wait, not anymore. Start packing for gitmo, baby. I hear they have Koran print toilet paper there. You'll be stylin'.

 
At 10/20/2006 02:14:00 PM , Blogger Toronto1 said...

You would be able to play a game of cards with your new Gitmo buddies.
You also could take the Tanakh with you and compare notes with the Koran.
That would make for interesting conversations now wouldn't.

 
At 10/20/2006 05:32:00 PM , Blogger High Priestess Kang said...

Oooooh...that's one way to get rid of the Neo-Con Kool-Aid sippers!

*rounds up some bears and heads to DC*

 
At 10/20/2006 05:33:00 PM , Blogger High Priestess Kang said...

Cards? There are cards in Gitmo?

 
At 10/20/2006 05:50:00 PM , Blogger Toronto1 said...

The Iraq game cards.

 
At 10/20/2006 06:47:00 PM , Blogger High Priestess Kang said...

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

That was a *good* one!

 

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