Oh the indignity!

...and utter joy on my part.

Imagine a bloated, misguided, right-winged man travelling about on his high horse. Imagine this bag of air going through security at the airport. Imagine being the revered Clarion Call of the Neo-Con agenda toting around...Viagra. Imagine...being busted for possession of said substance as you do not have a prescription.

/me hoots and howls with laughter

I proudly present the latest and greatest exploits of radio nutter Rush Limbaugh, compliments of our friends at MSNBC.

Limbaugh detained at Palm Beach airport
Authorities allegedly found Viagra in his possession without a prescription

I do not know what is worse. Being publicly shamed for being a doctor-shopping, prescription junkie or having the entire world know you cannot get it up.

Both Rush's ideas and penis are flaccid. And...just like the rest of the Neo-Con agenda, Rush's willie shrivels and withers when put into action. One. Two. Three. Awwwwwww.