No! No! No!

Exactly how stupid can one political party be? Wait...don't answer.

My fair Democrats have managed to step on their own dicks again. I do not know how we do it, but if there is a way to phuck something up, if there is a need for phucking upping, the Dems will happily step in and assume the role, do the deed, whatever.

The primary system in this country is bullshit. Has been for ages. Primary elections are set by each state and do not occur on the same day, let alone same month. Fine. Except when another state, with decidedly different values than the state you live in, ends up selecting a Presidential candidate because of a flawed system.

It takes a lot of cabbage to finance a campaign for the Office of the Presidency. A considerable amount of cabbage. When you have a long, prolonged periods of primary elections, some good, not so affluent candidates get culled from the herd. Those of us living in states with later primary dates lose the opportunity to select a candidate because some of them may withdraw due to insufficient funding.

How do the Democrats deal with this? Well...they decide to insert Nevada between the Iowa and New Hampshire. Yes. Nevada. Racially diverse Nevada. Politically progressive Nevada.

Just because you let the whores legally file income tax and tax idiots through gambling does not make you a qualified resource for picking a party's presidential candidate. Those phuckers live in a desert. There is no rain. Nothing grows. Look at the higher education system in that state. No one is knocking down doors to enroll in UNLV. Now...don't get me wrong. I am sure Nevada is a lovely state. I am probably just prejudiced as I have yet to encounter any form of intelligent life from there. That...and I think something fishy happened in Area 51 which has effected the DNA of some of its citizens.

Aaaah...Pennsylvania. I could understand Pennsylvania. Same with Ohio. Traditional, union oriented, liberal states with blue collar values. I could even consider Colorado without having the bile rise in my throat.

Nevada? Why not pick Alabama for phucks sake? Why not find another member of the Red State Kolludge and just tuck them in the beginning of primary season?

Democrats. We're all a bunch of idiots. Liberal, elite idiots with too much education that inhibits rational thought.

You can read about the latest cluster phuck here. Keep the barf bucket handy.