Saturday, March 18, 2006

Bachelorette Diet

Dock's away. I have to feed myself. These episodes are not monuments to nutrition.

This morning:
2 cups of very strong, black coffee

This afternoon:
Handful of tater tots (to aid in curing a hangover)
2 Thin mint girlscout cookies (to rid mouth of tot taste)
1 8 oz glass of coke
1 16 oz glass of filtered, tap water
2 tylenol
1 lexapro

I'm waiting for Julie and DeeDee to haul their bony asses over here so I can begin consuming the wine and beer. It's only so much fun to drink alone.

This evening:
1 singulair
1 zyrtec
2 puffs from the asthma bong

DeeDee and Julie to arrive at any minute. I can wait no longer...off to kitchen for beer.

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