If I lived in a perfect world...
...where I was immune from any retribution, oh the things I would do!
I have had this long running daydream/fantasy of taking my cup of coffee, tea or water while sitting in a meeting and flinging it against the wall. Not for the sake of violence, of course. I should just like to see what sort of reactions I would garner by being a spontaneously naughty Kang.
I also think it would be quite amusing to dump a bag of marbles on the floor and watch hilarity ensue when someone wheels their chair (as opposed to standing up and pushing a chair) across my path of destruction. The same spirit applies to cars with loud, roached speakers. Remove the marbles, insert nails or tacks and wait.
Is that bad?
Labels: Rants
posted by High Priestess Kang @ 3/15/2006 01:46:00 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Kang, you're a state employee- you could start blasting away with an AK-47 in the middle of a meeting and they couldn't fire you. A coffee cup? I think you need to set your goals a little higher.
Aha!!! A loin-cloth and spear! Just like the guy who went berserker in Clarinda's office at State!
My love for you is like a truck berserker...
Such tendancies should never be withheld kang but neither coffee cup or spear wuld be enough. I think dock is on the right path. Do they have cctv in the office for future watching and enjoyment. If yes I'll bring a widescreen plasma and a case or 2 if I can watch.lol
I love a bit of meaningless violence.
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