Why...

...is getting drunk so much more enjoyable than being drunk? Or hungover?

Why does Blogger's spell check not recognize half of the words in my lexicon? It's not like I'm a walking, talking dictionary.

Why has this season of Saturday Night Live been so painful to watch? Even the cartoon is lame.

Lastly...why do people suck? The older I get, the more closed I become. Like a little clam. The older I get, the wiser I think I am for being this way.

Hmmmmm.....

Time to gobble some tylenol and water and slither off to bed.

Tonight's beer count: 6