If only I was a single gal....

Mel sent this to me this morning. For all you ladies out there in Raleigh...be careful when running to the phone. This Craig's List hottie is sure to go...fast!!!

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*REAL Man here-- none of those pussywillows you see too often - 27

Hey all, I work with cars, fix them and know all the ins and outs of a Ford. I am out going like movies and tv shows too. I know that women like strong men with rock solid minds, not these poetry writing cry baby wah wah pansies, so here I am.

I look for a woman with traditional values that will cook/clean and hasn't been brainwashed by the liberal media. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a female that will be 'seen' and not 'heard'-- this is the type of relationship that has succeeded the most in the past, statistically. I'm not saying you have to be agree with me most of the time, but would prefer if you keep your opinions to yourself and respect my intelligence.

You: Good looking, loyal, listens, is fun
Me: Smart, strong, intellegent, good personably

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I hate to say it, but it sounds like someone from my past. Or Kate's.

*unedited version, complete with magical spelling abilities.