Cupcake Here...

*glances around the office (cupcakes do not have shoulders)

Good. She's away from her desk. Probably smoking, foraging for coffee or chatting up one of her colleagues.

This is the Hostess Cupcake. Marnie hasn't given me administrative rights, despite my multiple requests, so I'm just working under her nom de plume. I have taken a photo of myself (I'm a very talented cupcake). I will try to post it later. I must be brief. One never knows when she will return. Thank heavens she wears all of those bangle/bracelet things that jingle when she walks.

I do not want her to eat me today. It is far more enjoyable watching her salivate over me. I enjoy taunting her, too. She's so cute when she sighs.

My mission in life is to torture Marnie. Any suggestions? Should I hop atop her monitor and continue mocking her? Or should I just sit by her keyboard and stare? Suggestions are most welcome.

That's all for now. The jingle-jangle of the bracelets is growing louder with each step.

Respectfully...
Cupcake