*snarls

First...The heels I'm wearing today...for the record...are 3.5" high. Yes. It's summer. Time for Kang to return to summer-slutty-shoes. Yes. I'm not diminutive today, I do not look like an Ooompahphuckinglooopah. Got it??? If one more person asks about my whore-shoes...I'm going to ram the 3.5" heel up their GOT DAMN MOTHA PHUCKING ARSE!!!

And then...If I receive one more GOT DAMN MOTHA PHUCKING e-mail from this arsehole supplier, my head is going to explode. "Marnie, Hey, I forwarded your concern on to my District Manager so he could clarify it further. Thanks for staying the course with me to get this through. I plan to be successful in this laser placement, so it stays at UNC for many years to come. Achieving your business for life is my goal. Forward any further questions or concerns. Thanks."

Lastly...I do not care what people do for a living. I am not impressed by that sort of stuff. I only look down my nose upon people who are intellectually defective. And...if I think you fall into that category, chances are...I'm not going to talk to you anyhow.

Herbert Kornfeld has officially left the building. NO...I am not PMS-ing, either.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Phew.