Cravings

Great googlymoogly. I am having one of those late night, impractical cravings. I do not think this is the munchies, I think this much worse than that. I need to have a gingerbread man...NOW!

Not the well-done, overly decorated with stupid frosting, either. I want the simple, chewy kind with the raisin buttons and eyes.

As it is 23:36 on a Saturday night in the middle of August, I know there is a snowball's chance in hell that I am going to be able to satisfy this urge. This makes the craving all the more severe and enrages me to no end.

When I find this man, I am going to eat him.

*the author is not up the duff, pregnant, knocked up, with child, etc...